There is a powerful push to merge

They want all religions to converge.

The snake worshipers come to see

What the tree worshipers want to be.

And the sun worshipers stand line

To understand the Jehovah Witnesses

mind.

The Pentecostals speak in tongues

While the Baptist songs are being sung.

The Roman Catholics do the mass

The Christian Scientists want a class.

While the Dalai Lama sits with bended knees

The New Age group sees their fairies.

The Episcopalians try to be gay

While the Moslems start to pray.

The Seventh Day Adventist keep the Sabbath,

And the others all just cause havoc.

The Assemblies of God hold up their hands

While the Church of Wicca draws up the plans.

The Methodist say this sounds good,

But the priest never understood.

The Orthodox stood in long robes with candles

While the Lutherans painted the red door handles.

The Hindi repeats the mantra out loud

While the Jews carry the Torah in the crowd.

The Buddhist all line up to make a speech

While those into Voodoo stick pins in the preacher.

I am sorry if I left someone out